Comments on: Hype Smackdown: iPhone v. Paris Hilton

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 09:33:28 +0000

Paris Hilton is a crucified and misunderstood angel for having foibles, only the press and public opinion magnifies those mistakes beyond what is reasonable.

By: Andy Warden

Andy Warden — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 20:24:54 +0000

Paris is very hot.

By: Shavon Cesare

Shavon Cesare — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:40:02 +0000

We’ve been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they come across these folks? They’re from another world!

By: iPhone vs. Paris Hilton

iPhone vs. Paris Hilton — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:24:26 +0000

[...] Ok I totally laughed my head off when reading this article by 10 Zen Monkeys. They compare Paris *Yuk* Hilton with the iPhone. Some random quotes below, including some hilarious quotes from the comments. [...]

By: Paris contre l’iPhone

Paris contre l’iPhone — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:14:13 +0000

[...] l’article original pour ceux que ça [...]

By: Lizard

Lizard — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 22:01:36 +0000

iPhone: regurgitates files stored in memory
Paris Hilton: regurgitates semen stored in vagina

By: roxxe

roxxe — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 14:30:49 +0000

iPhone: Responds to touch from multiple fingers at once.
Paris Hilton: Responds to touch from multiple fists at once.

By: Why is the iPhone hyped up so much?

Why is the iPhone hyped up so much? — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:38:06 +0000

[...] to lay their hands on the product unless they are willing to flaunt it in public. So why even pit Paris Hilton against the iPhone in the battle of the hype? Just hand her an iPhone to flaunt on the Larry King Show and everywhere [...]

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Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:27:20 +0000

[...] iPhone vs. Paris Hilton Hype Competition. [...]

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:10:53 +0000

iPhone – Face consists of hard, transparent plastic shell

Paris – Face consists of hard, transparent plastic shell

iPhone – Can be bought for $599.

Paris – Can be bought for a line of blow

iPhone – Fits easily in your pants

Paris – Get easily into her pants

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:54:30 +0000

Funny stuff – love the comparison!

I actually wrote something about this recently on my site too — personally, I think they both cost too much.

By: stilcho

stilcho — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:08:50 +0000

“iPhone: Questionable protection against viruses.”

Wrong line. Something like: “Keeps legs crossed like a nun” would have been more proper. Apple won’t even let anyone else develop *programs* for the damn thing… :P

By: BJ

BJ — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:46:26 +0000

Don’t forget Michael Moore’s movie too – in the 3 way battle he is the twerp

By: iPhone V Paris Hilton » Big Brother Celebrity News & Gossip : Anorak

iPhone V Paris Hilton » Big Brother Celebrity News & Gossip : Anorak — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:18:42 +0000

[...] er, lets you make calls and communicate. It’s the latest thing. Paris Hilton is a celebrity who is blonde-ish. Phone: Simple to use. Paris Hilton: Simple. iPhone: Questionable protection against viruses. [...]

By: iParis

iParis — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:22:20 +0000

iPhone: Sometimes sucks.
Paris Hilton: Always sucks (literally).

By: Wetworx

Wetworx — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:14:27 +0000

Hey, have you actually seen that sleep inducing video of her getting shagged? It is so boring that if I found my 12 year old son perusing it, I would smack him and teach him how to use google better!

I think that most men would find it extremely difficult to stay awake, let alone anything else in the sack with that boring, cold fish.

By: Aaron Bassett

Aaron Bassett — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:05:02 +0000

iPhone: I wouldn’t pay for it, but if someone wanted to give me one I would accept.
Paris Hilton: I wouldn’t pay for her, but if she wanted to give me one I would accept.

By: Chris Farley

Chris Farley — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:49:44 +0000

iPhone: Has a religious following of young geeks.
Paris Hilton: Has a religious following of young girls.

iPhone: Licks the competition.
Paris Hilton: Licks the —–.

iPhone: Cool looking and highly functional.
Paris Hilton: Cool looking and highly dysfunctional.

This reminds me of the penis slogan game. You know, take a product slogan and substitute the word “penis” for the product. “Have a Coke and a smile” turns into “have a penis and a smile.” You can have some fun with that too. You’d be surprised how many of them actually make sense in one way or another.

By: Mr. Bingley

Mr. Bingley — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:36:28 +0000

iPhone: Has at least 4 gigs of memory
Paris Hilton: Doesn’t

By: Wolfger

Wolfger — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:22:39 +0000

iPhone: pretty face
Paris: not so much, really