Comments on: The Mormon Bigfoot Genesis Theory

By: debi

debi — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 06:26:17 +0000

The Mormon Bigfoot Genesis Theory is that:
Is it Bigfoot? Or a fugitive from the garden of Eden. Or maybe both…….
It seems like it follows both the rules.

By: Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:52:53 +0000

Dear ladies and gentlemen, the film the Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin made in 1967 in northern california at bluff creek of bigfoot was real. I believe that bigfoot is real because I know what bigfoot really is. Here is what they filmed on October 20 1967. Several thousand years ago there were thousands slaves that ran off around the world and started their own countries. When these slaves ran off there was a large group of men and boys of all different ages and sizes that took off and ended up in africa. Some of them were giants as tall as 9 ft. or even taller. The giant named Goliath that David killed with his slingshot was 9 ft. tall. So there were giant men back then just like we have giant men now. Some of these men and boys went exploring to borneo and caught female orangutans and took them to south america and had sex with them and created the indians. The men and boys that stayed in africa caught female gorillas and had sex with them and created the africans. When scientists found the bones in africa they thought we evolved naturally from a female chimpanzee. But it wasn’t a natural evolution it was a man made evolution. That’s where all the bigfoot and orangutan creatures come from. They are half man and half gorilla and half man and half orangutan. They use to call the indians the red man. The orangutan has reddish hair. When those men bred out the hair the indian’s skin remained red. The gorilla has black hair and skin. When those men bred out the hair the african’s skin remained black. Some of the indians and africans are tall and some of the bigfoot and orangutan creatures are tall. They are tall because some of the men that created them were tall. Some scientists believe that we evolved naturally from a female chimpanzee. Have you ever seen an 8 ft. tall chimpanzee? I haven’t either. Bigfoot migrated up through africa and came into the united states at the top of africa when they were connected by land. Some of the first europeans that saw the africans said that the african women had genitals that resembled that of a gorilla.
The creature that Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin filmed in 1967 was half man and half gorilla. It was a female bigfoot that they named Patty. Patty was not a man in a costume, she is not our missing link and she is not a figment of our imagination. Patty was simply a creature that was created by men that had sex with female gorillas and orangutans a long time ago. Believe it or not, man created his own evolution. +Jesus+

By: Zelder

Zelder — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:08:03 +0000

Anon says:
“The Jagger thing is not true. Cook’s son Troy says it occurred while the Cook family was living in Mexico City. Jagger was in Mexico filming videos only in October 1983 and Janaury 1984. The Cook family moved to Mexico City in July 1984, as Cook was named the Mexico/Central America Area president at that time. The timeline does not support Cook’s story.”

Gene R Cook did indeed have a conversaion with Jagger on a plane. I heard Cook describe the event with my own ears at a conference. IT HAPPENED!

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By: Clint Richins

Clint Richins — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:59:24 +0000

If folks would read the Sriptures right. The African Americans come the lenedge of Cainanite. Cain is a whole different person. I have seen a Sasquatch in Utah with my brother-in-law. They do exist, and I believe that they are the decendents of Cain. Who in the Bible was to roam the Earth as A Vagabond. That is why they cannot be captured. Also in the Bible it staits that who ever harms one with have vengance upon him seven fold. There is a Indian tribe in Vancover that has a legend that if you harm one, you will die in Seven Years. Talk what you will about the Church. But the Cain/Bigfoot theory is not Church Doctrine.

By: Anon 9:46

Anon 9:46 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:25:17 +0000

“# Colin Jensen Says:
February 6th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

“The Jagger thing is true though… Gene R Cook did sit on a plane for 2.5 hours next to Mick Jagger in the late 80s. No real statistical reason to doubt that. And, according to Cook’s statements since (as you can read in that link), Jagger bragged about how his music was “calculated to drive kids to sex,” but “it’s not my fault, I’m just making money.” Again, there’s no reason, knowing Cook or Jagger, to question any of the interchange given…”

The Jagger thing is not true. Cook’s son Troy says it occurred while the Cook family was living in Mexico City. Jagger was in Mexico filming videos only in October 1983 and Janaury 1984. The Cook family moved to Mexico City in July 1984, as Cook was named the Mexico/Central America Area president at that time. The timeline does not support Cook’s story.

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By: Breyn

Breyn — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 18:40:04 +0000

I don’t buy it.
Bigfoot has been seen everywhere. Cain was a guy however many years ago. Does Bigfoot / Cain now teleport? Also, so are we to say now that God is going to take a sinful man, turn him into a half ape, half man over sized creature, make him immortal, & send him about the world as the destroyer of souls? And if that’s the case, has Cain been doing a good job? I’m not sure of how many people have been raped of their souls lately by Bigfoot, but that’s not the usual Bigfoot MO.
By the way, it would have to be God! Since when does the devil have the ability to grant anyone immortality? Now does the former logically reflect God’s MO? Not if you know anything about Him or what’s written about Him, whether one believes in Him or not.
Is Bigfoot real? Maybe. Is it a creature protected by God from man? Maybe. Nothing wrong with speculating. But there’s no need to throw away thousands of years worth of information, writings, & testimonies about the character of God, (also the character of Bigfoot for that matter), just for the sake of a quick & dirty explanation.

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By: Kevin

Kevin — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:18:48 +0000

I can say with a sound voice, that Cain is not the Bigfoot. I have met Cain and he is not Bigfoot. God never promised immortality to Cain. He is dead. Wondering the earth to destroy the faith of men in spirit form.

By: Dexter Morgan

Dexter Morgan — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:58:02 +0000

“By the way, the Mormons believe that John the beloved still walks the Earth along with the three Nephites, not John the Baptist, who was beheaded.”

Exactly. Everybody knows that John the Baptist became the Headless Horseman, not one of the Three Nephites. Duh.

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By: Screamo

Screamo — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:42:24 +0000

Why does Cain have to be transformed into something that would set him physically apart from everyone else. Remember thatit was God who set him apart and that God looketh on the heart and not on the outside (obviously not the exact scripture). To me, Cain was spirituallybscarred, shown everything there is to know, given the knowledge of what he’ll miss out on and than being forced to live till the Second Coming of Christ. And just like he was lead by Satan to kill his brother, he lives to kill the spirits of his brothers and sisters to bring them as close to his state as he can. He’s not “cursed” with a different skin tone, not cursed with a completly altered appearance like Bigfoot but rather cursed to walk the Earth for 6000 some years knowing what he did was wrong and being forced to live with it. I doubt highly the Lord would alter him in a way that could be used for fame or glory (in this weird way)

By: disinfo.com

disinfo.com — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:00:47 +0000

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By: RangerGordon

RangerGordon — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:50:16 +0000

Bigfoot/Cain couldn’t survive the flood? Couldn’t travel to America from the Holy Land?

If we’re going to accept the existence of a Bigfoot/Cain, aren’t we forgetting that he is cursed to live until the last days? He may suffer, but he cannot die. The flood is easy; he simply lived, miserably, underwater for 40 days and nights, unable to breathe, eating whatever fish came swimming by, presumably raw and possibly flopping around. If there were any mercy, he would be unconscious at least, but who knows with the nature of these God-curses?

For travel to America, who needs a ship or leahona? He just revives his ocean-dweller act and trudges sorrowfully but resolutely across the Atlantic floor from Gibraltar to Newfoundland–say, about 3,000 miles. At an (optimistic) underwater walking pace of 2 mph, walking 18 hours per day (does he need to sleep? Rest?), he could make it in a moist three months. That’s like one day to a guy who’s been around 6,000 years and counting.

By: Marah

Marah — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 07:32:57 +0000

Wow, I was interested in all the Cryptozoology sites after having watched the Discovery channel until I got to this bigotted, cynical, narrow minded, gossip spreading site. Who the hell cares what Mormons think about Cain and if he may or may have not survived a flood. I recall having read something about Gods curse seven times seven times seven generations and posterity upon anyone who shed Cains blood as well as the mark upon him.
There was a time this planet consisted of a single continent, in fact I believe it is referred to as in the “days of Peleg”, Biblically speaking. Look at the continent’s layout today often referring to the Gulf of Mexico, African and South American Continents as puzzle pieces. Therefore anything could be possible. AND yes, it is John the Beloved, not the Baptist..duh.
The fact remains, isn’t the purpose of Cryptozoology to investigate any and all possibilities, open mindedly, or is it simply to find fault and whine???

~Marah

By: Lou Cabron

Lou Cabron — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:59:55 +0000

Nothing’s impossible with divine intervention.

I think the theory is that Satan helped Cain survive the flood. (There’s already some other stories about good people preserved through the flood through heavenly intervention, so why not?) Another theory is that one of Noah’s children married a descendant of Cain, thus at least perpetuating the curse.

According to this blog, the Mormon church believes in the literal truth of a global flood.

http://exmormonskeptic.blogspot.com/2007/05/lds-church-stands-or-falls-on-literal.html

So, yeah, you do have to find some way to reconcile the two beliefs. But you’re really asking, “Could god make a flood so large that he himself couldn’t make Bigfoot survive it?”

Scholars have spent centuries debating wackier questions…

By: Steven

Steven — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:40:37 +0000

Ahem!!!! I would just like to clear the air on the statement that bigfoot is a descendant of cain. May I remind you that after Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel there appeared in the Biblical text a man named Noah. In Noah’s day the earth was flooded wiping out all except 7 and these seven were Noah’s family. Therefore, unless Noah gathered a male and female bigfoot (Given Cain’s character I find this highly unlikely) or unless bigfoot can tread water for 40 days and 40 nights, it is impossible for Bigfoot to be a descendant of Cain. As you can see the theory that bigfoot is Cain is purely the figment of an ignorant mind much like many of the “Revelations” Joseph Smith and later leaders had.

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By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:53:01 +0000

Even the bigfoot story has been mormoned now.