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Expect Trouble Activating Your iPhone

Friday, June 29th, 2007
All those requests at the same time will put a huge strain on Apple's iTunes servers. But, at least then, they don't have to deal with a lynch mob at the retail level. By Jayden Devereux

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Pregnant Nympho Sex

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Nobody told me pregnancy entailed passionate, crazy, kinky boinking like this — truth is, I feared my wife would just get fat, bossy, fetid, weepy, and frigid. By Jayden Devereux

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Virtual Screech, Sexual Superstar

Friday, December 29th, 2006

In which we re-enact the sex tape of former child star Dustin Diamond. By Jayden Devereux

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Death? No, Thank You

Thursday, September 21st, 2006
When the looming biotech boom starts making real advances, how fast will people's sentiments about scientific immortality change, along with their demands? By Jayden Devereux Full article »
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