Animation has provided us with countless lady hotties, but cute cartoon guys are harder to come by. By Jacki Lewin

In a relationship, there exists a Constant Distance between two people that must be maintained at all times. By Ethan Todras-Whitehill

What happens when you draw a 74-year-old comedienne into a prime time cartoon on the Fox Network — as the janitor at an adult bookstore? By Destiny

Five tabloid examples that make the case. By Lou Cabron

Mom loves you already — so what have you got to lose? By Lou Cabron

Nobody told me pregnancy entailed passionate, crazy, kinky boinking like this — truth is, I feared my wife would just get fat, bossy, fetid, weepy, and frigid. By Jayden Devereux

Have you checked out MondoGlobo’s new video show? You may have, and don’t even know it! By Jeff Diehl

It’s everybody’s favorite topic: Drugs, sex and chicks. As promised a few weeks ago, we now present part two of our interview with “sexpert” Susie Bright. By RU Sirius

The Oscar-nominated movie shows adultery in the suburbs. But did it lose its fire when moving to the big screen? By Destiny

Interview with Susie Bright: “avatar of American Erotica,” sex scene choreographer for the Wachowski Brothers, and editor of The Best American Erotica 2007. By RU Sirius

Are Mac users sexier than other people? Or are they just flaunting their computer’s superior video editing capabilities? Either way, these videos should bring a smile to your favorite Mac-loving gal or guy. (NSFW in parts.) By Lou Cabron

Acrotomophilia, or amputee love, is rare. These folks, sometimes called devotees, feel a sexual, ecstatic joy when fantasizing about or faced with a limbless person. By m. christian

Are women geeks the exception that proves the rule, or the vocal edge of a phenomenon that gets suppressed or ignored? Interview with the editors of the book, She’s Such a Geek. By RU Sirius

By focusing on technology, sex and relationships, author Joe Quirk is broadening the audience for the study of the genetic roots of human behaviors. By RU Sirius

Singer Mariah Carey has challenged porn star Mary Carey in a trademark dispute. But the web would rather argue about which one is sexier. (possibly NSFW) By Destiny

In which we re-enact the sex tape of former child star Dustin Diamond. By Jayden Devereux

Sex laws around the world are as diverse as indigenous spices — an acceptable Scandinavian romp might get you barbarically executed in another region of the globe. (NSFW) By Hank Hyena

Laura Albert, or, the woman known as the man JT LeRoy, is a simple gal who likes food, good friends and the odd, occasional, scandalously-complex, literative meta-performance; apparently in that order. By RU Sirius

I had swallowed the blue pill and could see the plot for what it was — a conspiracy to thin the population by driving the most emotionally vulnerable of us to blow out our brain stems when the Heat Miser shows up. By Steve Robles

Radio stations celebrate the spirit of Christmas by promising to enlarge women’s cleavage. By Lou Cabron