‘The Simpsons’ On Drugs: 6 Trippiest Scenes

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July 23rd, 2007
Homer Simpsons Smokin' Weed

It's no secretThe Simpsons has relied as heavily on drug humor as Diff'rent Strokes did on "Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis." Ranging from binge drinking to marijuana use to LSD-like hallucinations, all the members of the Simpson clan — and a great many other residents of Springfield — have enjoyed a wide variety of drug-induced exploits.

Even The Simpson's Movie included at least one instance of Homer craving something psychotropic, saying, "More, please!" to an Indian chief's flaming brew. So let's re-cap some of the "high" points of what is arguably the world's foremost pop culture institution.

6. Guatemalan Insanity Peppers



Drug blog Dosenation.com calls it a highlight of The Simpsons' "nods and winks to the drug-using populace." Exquisitely crafted in theme and form, this segment could be seen as the ultimate tribute to the psychedelic drug experience, complete with self-discovery, adventure and even an animal guide (a coyote with the voice of Johnny Cash).

We imagine The Simpsons writers are especially proud of this 1999 episode. Notice when Homer first swallows the psychotropic pepper, he says, "More, please" — the exact line he's now using in the new movie's trailer. Maybe the writers are sending a secret signal to all Homer's fans in the drug culture:

He's still a druggie after all these years.

5. "Wow, that saxophone would make a great pipe."



Homer gets a prescription for marijuana. Marge is troubled, the kids bemused, but Homer, who indulges as expected, is also conflicted. His remedy: "Do as I say, not as I do."

In other episodes, Homer...
  • Has insomnia and watches a late night TV commercial for "Nappien," which "won't cause foot-fattening or elbow stink."
  • Takes expired medication he finds in a neighbor's trash. When Marge tells him to stop, he says, "But Marge, what if I'm not getting enough ... [glances at label] ... estrogen!"
  • Invents a drink — the Flaming Homer, a.k.a. the Flaming Moe — in which the main ingredient is children's cough syrup.
  • Gets the entire town of Springfield high when he distributes a beverage made from carrots and peyote.
  • Takes another man's medications while visiting his father in the nursing home. Grandpa comments, "The pink ones keep you from screaming."
  • Gets high on cleaning-chemical fumes and hallucinates that he's being attacked by Scrubbing Bubbles, Mr. Clean, and other characters.
  • As he and Ned Flanders drive to Las Vegas, they pass a car driven by a warped and hallucinating Hunter S. Thompson as drawn by Ralph Steadman.
And of course, Homer's fondness for Duff beer is legendary.

4. "What am I smokin'? Oh yeah..."



About as straightforward as possible — even in Spanish — and without any apology. Otto the bus driver is portrayed as smoking pot while driving the kids to school.



In other episodes, Otto...
  • Complains about blatant false advertising as he storms out of a housewares store called "Stoner's Pot Palace."
  • Is told by Mettalica to never listen to their music again, ostensibly for being a druggie.
  • Mistakenly answers this true-or-false question while practicing for his driving test. "Alcohol improves your ability to concentrate."
3. Marge's LSD?

Marge Simpson hallucinates that the walls are melting, and that a roasting turkey is talking to her, after she drinks tainted tap water. (Shown here in an extra-trippy version that was redubbed for foreign markets.)

In other episodes, Marge...
  • Attends the Broadway play Kickin' It, "a musical journey through the Betty Ford Center," with the kids during a trip to New York.
  • Is maliciously portrayed in a political ad as saying "Now it's time to do some coke off the blade of a knife..."
  • Has a false-positive test for crack and PCP after taking a parenting course. Confesses to being high on LSD, "love for my son and daughters."
  • Checks into a rehab clinic herself after excessive drinking with Homer.
2. Naked in the Fermentarium

Lisa has LSD-like hallucinations after drinking the water while on a ride at Duff Gardens. Proclaims, "I can see the music," and "I am the lizard queen!" (Homer had been binging on an enormous sandwich he'd brought home from the company picnic, and sent her to the park with her Aunt Selma.)

In other episodes, Lisa...
  • Becomes addicted to "Trucker's Choice" brand speed, a gift from Bart.
  • Has LSD-like hallucinations featuring The Beatles after receiving nitrous oxide at the dentist's office. Later in the same episode, the entire family gets high when the dentist accidentally leaves the gas on.
  • Comments to Bart that the air at a Hullabalooza music festival "smells like Otto's jacket," a reference to their pot-smoking school bus driver (see below).
  • Comments that the pot smoke emanating from Homer's room "smells like the art teacher's office."
1. "Ow! My Bones Are So Brittle."

Bart Drinks "malk" at school, "now with vitamin R" (a slang term for Ritalin).

In other episodes, Bart...
  • Gets drunk on beer during a St. Patrick's Day parade.
  • Asks Marge to pick up some "Flintstones chewable morphine" when he gets the flu.
And in 1990, federal "drug czar" William Bennett made headlines when he warned patients at a drug treatment center that watching The Simpsons was "not going to help you." (He'd spotted a Bart Simpson poster on the wall that said "Underachiever — and proud of it.") Later when he made a conciliatory offer to sit down and talk to Bart, Matt Groening issued a counter-statement on behalf of Bart.

"If our drug czar thinks he's going to have a conversation with a cartoon character, he must be smoking something."

Do you have a favorite Simpsons drug reference? Tell us which ones we overlooked in the comments.

See also:
The Cartoon Porn Shop Janitor: Carol Burnett vs. Family Guy
Paul McCartney on Drugs
10 Worst Spider-Man Tie-Ins
Hallucinogenic Weapons: The Other Chemical Warfare
The Great Wired Drug Non-Controversy
Pulp Fiction Parodies on YouTube

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66 Responses to “‘The Simpsons’ On Drugs: 6 Trippiest Scenes”

  1. dandellion Says:

    I just love that episode when Homer goes trippin’ because of chilli. Especially the moment when get bored following the tortoise through the desert. The one when he start searching for his soul-mate.

  2. Joe Crawford Says:

    Outrageous! You missed the best one — Lisa in “Selma’s Choice” drinks some of the water of a ride at Duff Gardens and has crazy hallucinations. “I am the Lizard Queen” and “Can’t talk, coming down” are two quotes.

  3. skippy Says:

    isn’t the “b sharps” episode all one drug-induced hallucination? homer had to be on something when he told lisa, after she expressed amazement that homer’s group beat out dexy’s midnite runners for the grammy, “don’t worry honey, you’ll be hearing a lot more from them!”

    and george harrison makes an appearance!

    ok, it’s nothing to do w/drugs, it’s just my fav episode.

  4. Clay Says:

    How could you forget the Squishy bender that Bart and Milhouse went on when they found 20 dollars. All delivered in 50′s era shock-film montage style. I think they asked for an all-syrup Squishy.

    Bart once bought a bong at a fleamarket thinking it was a cool pencil holder. Homer says, “I haven’t seen a bong in years.” I think that was the b sharps episode.

    I think in the episode where Lisa smells pot she actually says it smells like the art teachers jacket, which I think is a lot funnier.

    I think Homer’s chili pepper trip was more of a nod to Carlos Casteneda than the drug using populace in general. Johnny Cash’s talking coyote is a Simpson’s masterpiece.

    It wasn’t drug induced, but I love the hallucination where Mr. Burns opens the casino and becomes a Howard Hughes-like character. He looks at Smithers’ face and sees it covered with germs who are chanting “Freemasons are running the country.”

    Joe, the Duff Gardens episode was number 4 on the list.

  5. Graham Says:

    There have been a lot of blatant drug references by bart in the more recent season. When bart becomes a jazz drummer he is caught in the attic with his musician friends “not smoking reefers”.

    At one point, while being part of a reality wife swap show bart begs a camera man for help adding “I let you smoke a cigarette in my room”. The camera man responds “that was a joint”

  6. pat Says:

    what about the chili festival?

  7. san Says:

    how come they left out the end of the psychedelic peppers part? with the pyramid golf shop and talking dog? that’s quite trippy, too.

  8. Otherguy Says:

    What about the antacid trip? When he eats the baking soda? Oh, and the Ribwich!

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  10. Chad Powers Says:

    “Ow! My Bones Are So Brittle.” clip has nothing to do with drugs. If you want Ritalin then he sings a song praising it in the Focusin episode, which is all about drugging kids.

    The toad licking in the South Pacific episode should be listed.

  11. Joe Crawford Says:

    @Clay

    *horror*

    I am a dork. My reading comprehension was for crap last night.

  12. Jeff Says:

    What about the episode where Bart asks Homer if he’s licking toads again, and he responds that he’s “Not not licking toads.”

  13. JK87 Says:

    The Insanity Pepper episode was not from 1999. It was from 1997. A season (’96-’97) that is widely percevied to be the best season of all.

  14. JK87 Says:

    Clay…the article is correct. Lisa says it smells like Otto’s jacket. Not the art teacher’s.

  15. Jo Says:

    What about the one where Homer running from PBS and ends up licking toads?

    “Homer are you licking toads?”

    “I’m not NOT licking toads.”

  16. mike Says:

    There’s also the one where Homer goes to a remote island and gets high licking toads, leading to this great exchange:

    Marge: “Homer, are you licking toads again?”

    Homer: “I’m not not licking toads.”

    Oh, and the one where Bart takes Focusyn (a Ritalin parody) and ends up figuring out that Major League Baseball is spying on everyone.

  17. Ben Says:

    Pin Pals Episode:
    Mr. Burns hallucinates on ether. Homer becomes Poppin Fresh, and gets sponsorship for his bowling team. Burns then goes after Hans Moleman with a drill to get the ‘Lucky Charms’ out of his brain.

    (also, the insanity-pepper episode was not 1999)

  18. Zach Says:

    Otto: Hey Man My Shoes are talkin’

  19. Edward Says:

    Pat and San…it was easy to miss the Chili episode, as the author only put it at Number One, with a video clip.

  20. Ralph Says:

    How bout the ep where homer becomes a hippy and ends up making an entire batch of juice out of the hippy’s private stash, and the whole town gets high. Or the ep where bart takes focus in. This list is incomplete.

  21. Flik Says:

    What about when he eats that box of baking soda and has hallucinations about the moon landing and stuff?

  22. Ryan W. Mead Says:

    You missed one of the best Otto drug lines (albeit one cut in syndication)- in the Halloween short “Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores,” advertising mascots come to life after Homer steals a giant donut. As Otto is driving the bus and is attacked by one, he comments to himself, “Whoa! Another acid flashback! I wouldn’t want to be driving the bus right now!”

  23. Ryan W. Mead Says:

    Although spicy Indian food isn’t really a drug, neither are Guatemalan insanity peppers: I almost forgot Lisa after eating Apu’s cooking: “I can see through time…”

  24. SS Says:

    The insanity pepper should definitely be #1, but Lisa tripping at Duff Gardens is a close second. #4?! For shame!

    Chad Powers – agreed – Malk?! Hilarious, but has absolutely NOTHING to do with drugs – how is this #2?!

    Clay – Squishy bender – yes, another good one.

    One of my favorites in Mr. Burns in “The Springfield Files” – his dilated pupils alone should make the list. (Ben – the ether incident’s a good one, too.)

    And how is the episode where Homer puts peyote in that juice drink just an afterthought, mentioned in passing on #6?! You sure this isn’t the “6 Trippiest Scenes Available on YouTube” ?

  25. Buckethead Says:

    What about tomacco?

  26. Jonno Says:

    How is the lisa in pepperland scene not in this? The whole thing is a take-off on the acid-induce-hallucination-induced cartoons from the 60s.

  27. Jason Says:

    Homerpalooza:

    Kim Gordon from Sonic Youth: Hey, Hullabalooza isn’t about freaks; it’s about music, and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.

    Sen-Dog from Cypress Hill: That, and getting toasted. Nicely toasted.

  28. puppet Says:

    One of my favorites was the episode where a new candidate ran against Quimby for mayor, during which there was a small cut-scene showing quimby in his office, hunched over his desk rolling a joint. The camera cuts to his closet, lined in aluminum foil where you can see a marijuana plant and grow-light.

  29. DoobieBrotherDeluxe Says:

    Just remembered the episode with the organic hippie juice, that has to be one of the greatest “mass” trip-outs ever! Luckily, alcoholism saved the day for Barney.

  30. Subhan Says:

    How about the episode where with the blind guy & the dog where you here the police smoking pot with him (‘glaucoma medicine’), & chief wiggam is singing
    “we’re jammin’”?

  31. slafleur Says:

    Is it my imagination, or did they cut out Barney’s segment when Homer begins hallucinating from the peppers? It begins with Flanders, then moves down the line. Barney is at the end, and I remember him burping and there being scintillating triangle patterns or something similar.

  32. CiderJack Says:

    I can’t believe nobodies mentioned the episode where Homer sits in a massaging chair in the furniture store and hallucinates for a bit…

  33. Ben Says:

    Props for remembering the Laddie/Blind Man episode. Springfield’s Finest have hookers and beer too. Definitely my favorite music while the credits roll. Wiggum tells Lou to shut up because he likes the song.

  34. Zan Says:

    Yes, you can’t forget about the Tomacco episode, where homer cross-bred tomatoes with tobacco and got the whole town hooked.

  35. schlep Says:

    Not about ILLEGAL substance abuse, but the episode where the Simpsons go to London – Bart and Lisa ingest a lot of sugar-rich British confections, and go on a wild montage/rampage through the city, to the strains of Iggy Pop’s “Lust For Life”. That’s one intense sugar buzz.

  36. hurrrz Says:

    “Becomes addicted to “Trucker’s Choice” brand speed, a gift from Bart.”

    thats not right …its a gift from lisa!

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  38. b-rad Says:

    so far noones mentioned the homerpalooza ep where frampton gets on and starts jammin…then after jimbo states ‘woah he’s makin his guitar talk’ otto replies ‘thats nothin maan, my shoes are talking to me’ and it shows his shoe laces flying around and his shoes ask to be taken to his leader or something. I think this is the only scene removed permanently from syndication of the simpsons, it was only ever in the first airing and isn’t on the dvds either.

  39. Luke Says:

    How about when Homer serves up Peyote juice to the people of Springfield? http://youtube.com/watch?v=PpsrwE-oVUA

  40. Jeff Says:

    I’m surprised no one has mentioned the episode where people hallucinate from the natural gas leak in front of the Maude statue at Flander’s theme park. Not really a drug reference, but still people hallucinating from chemicals.

  41. millhousedoesn'tcount Says:

    thank you schlep for bringing up the candy episode, it was definitely Trainspotting inspired.

  42. Hobbit Says:

    In the B-Sharp episode, as the family is leaving the swap meet, Bart says he bought a pencil holder. Homer responds with “Man, I haven’t seen a bong in years!!”.

  43. rick Says:

    In the episode where Homer and Flanders become friends, Lisa explains the ongoing war between Springfield and Shelbyville in which Shelbyville threatened to spike Springfield’s water supply (Homer doesn’t think they have the guts). Immediately after this, Marge drinks some tap water and begin to to trip. The walls drip, and then the turkey gets out of the oven, tells Marge he’s overcooked and flies out the window leaving a rainbow trail behind him.

    WAY tripper than “vitamin R”.

  44. turtlecolor Says:

    i went from good drugs to sedation. if anyone is in the realm of opiates and needs an entertaining sled out of there, come on over to http://www.kiktheit.blogspot.com, not for kids, or republicans, or priests,….

  45. Ian Says:

    I like the otto drug reference in the movie.

  46. Raptor Jesus Says:

    I want some of that chili!

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  48. Canadianfs Says:

    “woah, they call them fingers, but you never see them fing…. oh there they go”

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  50. Toker Says:

    no one mentioned the simpsons rip off of jack the ripper, i believe its a holloween special and bart and lisa are investigating the murders of the hookers ex. Aunt Selma and it leads them to an opium den ran by Moe, and you have otto mr burns, and ralph hitting the opium pipe, this is where they find homer with huge sideburns

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  52. jodymeme Says:

    Ralph Wiggum’s opium-induced trip into a Winsor McKay-inspired fantasy land is perhaps the most clever and artful of all the drug references in the entire history of the show.

    If one counts alcohol, there are allusions to, or depictions of, drug use in almost every episode. Here are a few more:

    : Turkish sailors admit to slipping hashish into Marge’s food to mellow her out, which prompts her to say (to the effect), “which came first, turkey the bird or Turkey the you guys?”

    : After Homer wins a Pulitzer Prize for his anonymous whistleblowing internet journalism, he resorts to making up conspiracy theories to get hits on his website. He inadvertently exposes a real conspiracy, and the shadowy cabal behind it drugs him, kidnaps him and imprisons him on a “weird island.” Every time he tries to escape, he is drugged. He gets used to it pretty quick, and says “they knew my one weakness… drugs.”

    : Professor Frink gives Bart and Lisa a glimpse into their future as teenagers. On prom night, Bart’s limo is driven by Otto, who jumps out of the driver’s seat naked and says, “I can fly! Just kidding, I know I can’t fly, I can glide!” as he jumps over a cliff. In the same episode, Smithers is seen accompanied by a woman, and when Bart says “I thought you were gay,” Smithers answers “not as long as I keep taking these injections.” He shoots up and gloriously declares “I like boobies!”

    : In another glimpse into the future, stoner Bart asks President Lisa to “legalize it.”

    : Homer and Otto both apply to work at Mr. Burns’ new prison facility at the same time, where they have to undergo urine tests. Otto takes one look at his swirling technicolour piss and swaps it with Homer’s. Burns calls Homer before him and reads off the crazy list of drugs supposedly ravaging Homer’s system.

    : Burns takes up with a woman several decades younger, and is only able to perform sexually by injecting himself with an aphrodisiac made from the “pockets of a pocket fox,” a rare extinct animal. Homer shoots up with it and ravages Marge so loudly he traumatizes his children.

    : Truck-drivin’ Homer dumps a bunch of pep pills down his throat. When he’s warned not to take so much, he balances them out by taking an equal amount of downers. As he drives his semi down the highway, he swings wildly between hyper-alertness and narcoleptic drowsiness.

    And, O, my friends, there are so many more…

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  54. Big John Says:

    What about the treehouse of horror episode where homer enters a 3rd-demension…. that’s supposed to be a DMT trip.

    The insanity pepper is mocking peyote.

  55. edgar Says:

    hi, some one know the names song when homer goes flying at the car between the towers i’m talking about the first picture.

    I know the first song its form deep purple “smoke in teh water” but, what about the second?

    This is the link of the video–>

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=UklNXRS9FCY

  56. Dan Says:

    Years ago, I remember an episode in which Marge was in the kitchen and takes a sip of psychedelic water, and then floats out the window while strawberry fields plays on the soundtrack.

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  59. expose Says:

    does anybody remember a scene when krustyexplains to bart,” the only thing that keeps me going is smoking crushed up moon rocks…” then smokes a bowl inside the simpsons living room…

  60. Sritranceth Says:

    I feel I can identify by all the videos of the simpsons family. Let LSD be the food for life.

  61. kk Says:

    the episode where marge and lisa get manicures and they start telling each other stories lisa tells one about snow white and the seven dwarfs. they sing ” ho hi ho hi, lets take some shrooms and go to our rooms.. “

  62. Hey Edgar Says:

    The name of the song is Wear Your Love Like Heaven of Donovan. See here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i0zq91Ocz0

  63. Bull Bar Says:

    LOL! @kk, I thought I’d seen all the episodes, but that’s one I missed. Do you have a link to that Simpsons episode you could post? thx.

  64. Conquistdor Says:

    Otto is speaking Spanish in that clip, not German.

  65. Stampy Says:

    I’m still surprised the pink elephant Barney see’s when he gets drunk didn’t get an honorable mention.

  66. Learn Guitar Says:

    The Simpsons really do leave some long lasting memories. My childhood wouldnt have been the same without them. Plus, who doesnt love people quoting the simpsons mid conversation? Some of the best jokes!

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