Archive for September, 2006

Adopt an African Hottie’s Clitoris!

Friday, September 29th, 2006
Let's face it, if you're a cult leader, it can't hurt your image to literally bestow blessings upon the genitalia of nubile females. By Jeff Diehl Full article »

California Cults 2006

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006
The presence of trippy and sometimes destructive fringe cults across California might be an inevitable side-effect of the state's early-adopter post-modernism. By RU Sirius Full article »

Awesomest Congressional Campaign Ever — Vernon Robinson, N.C.

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006
Robinson's media savvy is matched only by his massive set of huevos. By Jeff Diehl Full article »

Jason Fortuny Speaks

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006
He's not sorry, he'd do it again, and he's buying a gun. By Lou Cabron Full article »

Death? No, Thank You

Thursday, September 21st, 2006
When the looming biotech boom starts making real advances, how fast will people's sentiments about scientific immortality change, along with their demands? By Jayden Devereux Full article »

Willie Nelson’s ‘Narcotic’ Shrooms

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
The mainstream media tends to use law enforcement misnomers for illicit drugs, when reporting news around drugs. By RU Sirius Full article »

In the Company of Jerkoffs

Monday, September 18th, 2006
A Fortuny copycat "griefer" is ambushing men on Craig's List with fake sex ads — not only is he pathetic but he lacks any imagination, which is an even greater crime. By Lou Cabron Full article »

9/11 - The Wingnuts v. The Sheeple

Thursday, September 14th, 2006
We live in paranoid times. I'd like to think that there is still space in public discourse for agnosticism; for uncertainty; and for considering the ideas of the other. By RU Sirius Full article »

Downfall of “The Seducer”

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
What happens when an aging pickup artist of legendary proportions falls from grace and is supplanted by a younger crop of studs? By Jeff Diehl Full article »

The Secret Life of Jason Fortuny

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
He's become famous as an online menace/hero after posting the photos and come-ons from nearly 150 men responding to a fake sex ad he placed on Craig's List. What kind of man would commit such a prank? By Lou Cabron Full article »

Three Hundred Pound Porn Queen Decimates Oklahoma Town

Monday, September 11th, 2006
Some citizens unearthed pictures online of the police chief's wife giving blowjobs, but what about her involvment in the meth trade? Is the "war on drugs" a war "on drugs"? By Jeff Diehl Full article »

The Cellphone Murders

Thursday, September 7th, 2006
The phonebashing.com site knocking the corporate suits at Virgin Records is in fact owned, run, and incorporated by Virgin Records. By Destiny Full article »

The LA Cop Who Became the Leading 9/11 Conspiracy Spokesman

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

An ex-narc finds himself speaking to auditoriums packed with enthusiastic hemp-wearing lefties having their darkest suspicions confirmed. By RU Sirius

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